Wacky Menus

So I'm walking along this little street in Old Antalya (Kaleiçi) when I see this restaurant sign out on the sidewalk:

I burst out laughing and haul out my camera to take a picture.

The restaurant owner comes out, greets me pleasantly, discovers that I speak Turkish, and asks "Say, why does every foreigner who walks by burst out laughing at my sign?"

I told him.

"I figured," he said. "I don't speak English, so I just translated as best I could using a dictionary."

"Whatever you do," I told him, "don't change that sign! It's the best possible publicity you could have. Everybody stops!"

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Above, TTP user David Carter spotted this menu in the lovely Mediterranean seaside town of Kas.

Below, on the right, menu in the evening when hope springs eternal. On the left, the reality: breakfast (kahvalti).