Weird Images from Turkey

A streetcar named Aladdin (Konya)

What's that smell? (Aegean Coast)

My Mom would approve of the hotel,
but I think I'll dine elsewhere... (İzmir)

I'm not sure I wanna know.... (Konya)

How do I know if I've passed? (Istanbul)

Uh, no thanks. (Antalya, Mediterranean Coast)

No charge for the extra protein crawling
on your plate. (Marmaris)

Mmmm! Pour me some!

Get your butt in here!
(Sultanahmet, Istanbul)

No cool dudes here.
(Taksim Square, Beyoğlu, Istanbul)

Late model, low mileage. (Istanbul)